Substitute!

Ah, substitutes. I'm pretty suspicious that they ever went to teacher's college. I mean, if they did, why would they be subsititutes again? Something's just not comprendoing in my mind (yes i just made up my own word) We all know these subsitutes...

1. The old aisan man-doesn't speak english, just yells at you to sit down adn do your work, even though he has no idea what the work is

2. 100 year old granny- old, looks like she's about to break at any second, has absouletly no power at all

3. Indian guy that thinks he has control over you- He doesn't. Paces, wrings hands, tries to remember everyone's names but falls for the no my name is (insert friends name) trick

4. Random ESL teacher with heavy accent- Typical. Where do they find these people?

ANYWAYS.

Yestrday we had a substitute. Some old russian lady that literally, defined babushka. You know, the little dolls that fit into each other with head scarfs? Yeah. So anyways I'm not naming names, but this guy E___, when she called his name on the attendance, was like no it's pronounced Freddy. She's like wtf? He's liek I come from a foriegn land far far away. The E makes the FR sound. SHe's kinda suspicious, but in the end calls him freddy. Later, when she calls him freddy and he doesn't respond, shes like I called your name three times: He's like you're not pronouncing right..LMAO.