TMI fanfic

K so I'm going to write a story...it's a fan fiction off TMI (the mortal instruments)

here's a summary thing.

Waverly Annabeth McIntosh has a normal life. Well as normal as her life can get when her dad is the world's richest man. Owner of Pepper, the world's largest media/electronics company, he's always spoiled Waverly rotten. He's always done all he can to prepare Waverly for life on her own-karate lessons, lunch with the president- the whole deal. But nothing can prepare Waverly when she's thrown into the world of the Shadowhunters- a world both dangerous as it is intriguing. Suddenly Waverly is thrust into a new family, expected to get along with complete strangers, and fend herself from demons. And what is with her looking identical to the fierce and beautiful Clary? And Jace-the boy that she can't take her eyes off of. Then, without warning, Waverly is kidnapped, rolled in a sack and taken into a basement where, as far as she can tell, is filled with nothing but darkness. As secrets are brought up into the open, lies unraveled and family reunited, nothing stays the same-not even identities.

I dunno. I just made it up :P

Fakee-Lyrics

So I was making up a song last nightt..

Here's the lyrics:

Everyday, another lie another smile gone,

'Nother teardrop rolling down my face.

It's like the world's spinning too fast

I need someone to pull me back

down

to earth

make me believe

that you're not fake

love me

but love me for real

cause i cant stand it

stand you standing there

acting like you're someone

you're not

so please dear god

let me see the light

show me why they let me fall

show me fake from true

show me love from you

make me believe

make be-e-li-eve

that you're not

fake

All I want...

Is for you to be real with me. If you're gonna be fake, leave.

You to tell me the truth. Don't give me lies that will just hurt me in the end.

Is for people to realize that if they push me hard enough, I will push back.

Is for you to realize how much I really love you.

Is for him to realize that even though I can't be with him, it's for the best, that I would just hurt him in the end

To have someone sing to me

Is for me to have my private life, private.

Is that too much to ask?

Substitute!

Ah, substitutes. I'm pretty suspicious that they ever went to teacher's college. I mean, if they did, why would they be subsititutes again? Something's just not comprendoing in my mind (yes i just made up my own word) We all know these subsitutes...

1. The old aisan man-doesn't speak english, just yells at you to sit down adn do your work, even though he has no idea what the work is

2. 100 year old granny- old, looks like she's about to break at any second, has absouletly no power at all

3. Indian guy that thinks he has control over you- He doesn't. Paces, wrings hands, tries to remember everyone's names but falls for the no my name is (insert friends name) trick

4. Random ESL teacher with heavy accent- Typical. Where do they find these people?

ANYWAYS.

Yestrday we had a substitute. Some old russian lady that literally, defined babushka. You know, the little dolls that fit into each other with head scarfs? Yeah. So anyways I'm not naming names, but this guy E___, when she called his name on the attendance, was like no it's pronounced Freddy. She's like wtf? He's liek I come from a foriegn land far far away. The E makes the FR sound. SHe's kinda suspicious, but in the end calls him freddy. Later, when she calls him freddy and he doesn't respond, shes like I called your name three times: He's like you're not pronouncing right..LMAO.

I didn't want to fall for you..

But I tripped anways.

TOTALLY OBSESSED

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x50ti3k7PCo&feature=autoplay&list=PLBEAF3AC22A431274&index=6&playnext=5

I am SOOOOOOO obsessed with this song...

Lady GaGa, maybe not the best role model..but such a good singer!

This is like the first NORMAL song she's written.

I read somewhere that when she sleeps with guys, she leaves an eyelash on the pillow in the morning. (fake eyelash, course). Wierd, huh?

Homework

Hi I'm homework,

I'm here to remind you that you have school. And work. I'm here to make your life miserable, and anything you do, I will be in the back of your mind nagging you to finish me. I am like a piece of that WONDERFUL place called school taken home. I'm here to make sure you never get away from school.

Sincerly,

Homework

PS. I see you blogging when you're supposed to be doing homework